I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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