Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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