don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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