: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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