windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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