Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Dignity is for republicans.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
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