We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
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