We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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