first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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