Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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