I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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