**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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