honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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