I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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