Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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