I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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