This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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