How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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