Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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