I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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