3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
We had to coat check the pizza.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Randomize
