I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
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