So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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