I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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