my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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