He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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