I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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