I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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