i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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