Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
