Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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