I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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