So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
You've changed since you got that strap on
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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