I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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