Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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