My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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