id be glad to
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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