I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
So many bounce houses so little time
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
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