I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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