Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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