She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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