just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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