sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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