thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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