Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
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