I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Randomize
