small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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