You were right. It hurts to walk today.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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