Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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