We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Randomize
