Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
The best revenge is premature balding
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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