paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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