just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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