they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
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I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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